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General ^
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If this is copied from someone else's profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D
If you like to play around on Jbox dot com, just for the heck of it Copy aand paste this.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you make up random copy and paste JUST to see how many people C&P, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile
Quirky ^
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If anyone has ever had to tell you, “No, the other left/right,” Copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you had your friends call you an evil, sadistic, malicious, manipulative, conniving, mean little girl, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate people who are only famous for their looks copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.
If you have ever “accidently” stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have never seen American Idol, or whatever it's called, and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and Paste this into your Profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head…copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC insted of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only Teens Will Get It ^
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, “What was your first clue?”, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all copy and paste this onto your profile.
Agressively 2000s ^
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fandom/Fanfic-Related ^
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you are addicted to vampires, yet hate twilight, and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you JUST realized that Jacob Black from Twilight is the same person who played Shark Boy from “The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl” Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you believe that Envy is a gender confused Palm-tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you express your feelings, like HATRED for Twilight, and LOVE for Fullmetal Alchemist, in your copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.